Washington May 2013:
Lies, theft, corruption and that’s
just the Senate! Now in its 25th year, the tour that was inspired by the
Gary Hart sex scandal features recent additions at the J “Edna” Hoover
building (FBI Headquarters) where FBI agent Frederick Humphries II received “kellypatrol” Emails
that were sent from tattle tail socialite Jill Kelley. The scandal exposed
CIA director General David Patraeus who was having an affair with his long-time
biographer Broadwell. It’s ironic how the long time cross dressing Hoover
who blackmailed politicians was never exposed to have had a 40 year affair
with Clyde Tolson. But then we know he battled the Nazi’s in 40’s,
the Commies in the 50’s and the Kennedy’s in the 60’s. More
ironic that there was no chance that Attorney General Robert Kennedy would
ever let his brother’s affair with Marilyn Monroe ever come under investigation.
Read the latest Press Release
about the 2013 25th Anniversary Tours!
1988 Launch Press Conference at The Ritz Carlton
Scandal Tours Cast circa 1988
Featured on E! Entertainment Tonight
As featured in the Washington
Post Watergate Retrospective (see pages 2 and 3 of the article "Watergate:
The long shadow of a scandal"). Click here to see a photo
from a recent tour featured in that Washington Post article. Also
seen recently in the USA
Today Travel Section.
Join the whistle-blowing
Scandal Tour. In addition to the above, you may also visit:
• The White House: GNP finds more than skeletons
lurking in the presidential coat closets!
• The Old Executive Office
Building: Behind this stately facade next
to the White House, Ollie North and Fawn Hall shredded their way into history.
• K Street: Lobby some perks from Jack Abramoff with Bob Ney.
• The Tidal Basin: Here, former Congressman Wilbur Mills and stripper Fannie
Fox took a moonlight skinny-dip.
• The Watergate: Tricky Dick and the rest of those creeps bungled a
break-in of the Democrats’ headquarters here.
• The Capitol: Rita and John Jenrette did more than dance in the moonlight
here - you can "bank" on the Capitol always being a scandal site. Just ask your
Congressperson! Or perhaps you can compare pages with Mark Foley, or ask
Scooter Libby if Dick’s really to "plame".
• Gary Hart’s Townhouse: Donna Rice became a political show-stopper here with her
backdoor debut for the Miami Herald.
• The Supreme Court: Where Clarence Thomas had an up-"Hill" battle! Find out
why it is the highest court in the land.
• The Vista Hotel: Where Rasheda "bitch-set-me-up" Moore helped nab "Mayor-for-Life"
Marion Barry with a crack pipe in his mouth.
• Union Station: Rumored to be on Senator Larry "Craig’s List" of favorite
places to play "footsie".
Plus many, many more perfectly
The Word on Scandal Tours:
"Act-a-likes reenact Washington’s
inglorious past" - Life Magazine
"The hottest tour in Washington." -
"Brilliant... if they’d only open
in Stockholm." - Aftonbladet (Stockholm, Sweden Daily)
"First rate" - The London
"A hilarious journey that is fast
becoming a sensation among Washington’s inner circle." - UPI
"Very funny. Well, worth the time
and money." - TripAdvisor.com
"Leave the kids at home, skip the
Lincoln Memorial, and take a Scandal Tour of Washington." - Associated Press
"If touring’s your thing, there’s
a beauty just waiting for you in Washington D.C." - Entertainment Tonight
"The good stuff... the real
Washington." - Baltimore Sun
"1 and 1/2 hours of pure
voyeurism." - Paul Harvey, ABC Radio
"Very, very funny." - Nippon
"For a visiting Briton, the
strangest thing about Gross National Product is how its members get away with
it without being sued — or executed." - Telegraph.co.uk
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or commercial location as presented from the tour. All stops are public
locations and liability applies while on the bus.
GNP and Scandal Tours are not responsible for any injury or damages while
on this tour. The bus is fully licensed and insured while on the bus. Passengers
leaving the bus during the tour do so at their own risk.